So…promise you won’t laugh. Ok?
I don’t know how to…
1. …jump start a car. I’m always afraid I’d electrocute myself and die.
2. …swim. Dog paddling for 30 seconds is really not considered swimming. Is it?
3. …piss people off on purpose. I try sometimes, and it just doesn’t work out right.
4. …fly a plane. But I’d like to learn – just in case the Umbrella Corporation turns everyone into zombies and I need to fly my family and I to another continent (or something like that).
5. …wield a sword. This would so come in handy for zombie attacks! (Why am I still talking about zombies?)
6. …poach an egg. I’ve always wanted to try. Does it even taste good? Is the egg even cooked? What the heck is poaching an egg anyway?!
7. …water plants properly. Overwater or underwater. It’s what I do.
8. …multiply by 9 without using my fingers. That was how I learned it, now I can’t do it otherwise. Thanks, mom!
9. …say no to chocolate. Can you?
10. …sleep earlier than 11 p.m. What can I say. I’m a night owl. I totally regret it every morning, but what can I do? I can’t go against my nature! ;)