Clueless

Mama Kat prompt #3:  10 things you don’t know how to do.

So…promise you won’t laugh.  Ok?

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I don’t know how to…

1.  …jump start a car.  I’m always afraid I’d electrocute myself and die.

2.  …swim.  Dog paddling for 30 seconds is really not considered swimming.  Is it?

3.  …piss people off on purpose.  I try sometimes, and it just doesn’t work out right.

4.  …fly a plane.  But I’d like to learn – just in case the Umbrella Corporation turns everyone into zombies and I need to fly my family and I to another continent (or something like that).

5.  …wield a sword.  This would so come in handy for zombie attacks!  (Why am I still talking about zombies?)

6.  …poach an egg.  I’ve always wanted to try.  Does it even taste good?  Is the egg even cooked?  What the heck is poaching an egg anyway?!

7.  …water plants properly.  Overwater or underwater.  It’s what I do.

8.  …multiply by 9 without using my fingers.  That was how I learned it, now I can’t do it otherwise.  Thanks, mom!

9.  …say no to chocolate.  Can you?

10.  …sleep earlier than 11 p.m.  What can I say.  I’m a night owl.  I totally regret it every morning, but what can I do?  I can’t go against my nature!  ;)

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Party Like It’s 1999

Although I love my parents dearly, I’m going to skip this week’s theme of 10 Things My Parents Did Right and do last week’s 10 People Living or Dead You Would Invite to a Dinner Party instead.

Why?  Because I totally had that one all ready, but circumstances – as in my Father-In-Law got admitted to the ICU and is still there – have kept me busy keeping down the fort.  With my husband and his siblings taking turns with hospital visits and having numerous text messages and email exchanges all week, I’ve had to watch not just my own, but my in-laws’ kids as well.

Not fair?  I thought so too.  But, I figure it was for a good cause.  I couldn’t go to the hospital because my kids are too little, so I was “available” to babysit at last minute.  Yes, I’m a busy SAHM and these people don’t really totally get that, but hey, at least I’m moving up my status in the family by helping out, big time!

Win, win.  Don’t you agree?

Anywho…

Monday Listicles time.

10 People Living Or Dead You Would Invite To A Dinner Party

1.  Michael Jordan -  My favorite athlete of all time. ‘Nuff said.

2.  Emily Dickinson - To bring a little nostalgia into our conversations.

3.  Blessed Pope John Paul II the Great - Just his title prompts invitations to all kinds of events. Plus, he’s been to 129 countries, met practically everyone important, wrote books, spoke 12 foreign languages, pretty much ended Communism in Poland (& eventually, Europe), survived an assassination, and led the Catholic people of the world for almost 27 years!  We will never have to worry about what to talk about when he’s around!

(Black & White JPII Photo Credit link)

4.  Mother Teresa - I need a lesson in humility.

5.  Abraham Lincoln - I want to know if he really fought against vampires and zombies.

6.  Ingvar Kamprad - Founder of IKEA.  Honestly, I just wanna be his friend so I can get free IKEA stuff.  I need want should redecorate.

7.  Giada de Laurentiis - It’s a dinner party.  Someone has to cook.  What?  Didya think it was gonna be me?

8.  Mary, Mother of God - Motherhood role model.  I need some advice in the mothering department too.

9.  The Goo Goo Dolls - Obviously, we’ll need some entertainment.  They are my favorite band of all time!

10.  Deborah Carroll - For the kids.  She can make sure my guests all think I have angels for kids.  And if she wasn’t available, any one of the Nanny 911 crew will do.

Money Tree

It’s been a while since I’ve done a listicle, not because I didn’t want to, but because I haven’t had much time to do anything else.  In case you haven’t heard, I’m behind in homeschooling and have sacrificed nap time in an attempt to finish before summer passes us by…

Anywho, I’m taking a little breather here to join up Stasha and spend some imaginary cash.  Let’s just say that I need to satisfy my shopping needs somehow!

Seriously though Stasha, I only get a thousand?  I could spend this in one transaction…  I just looked it up.  $932 will get me ONE round-trip to ticket to Hawaii.  The rest of the #68?  Those will probably be spent on stupid “Baggage Fees” and other airport/airline taxes.

But I’m going to make this fun and pretend that I took the $1000 you gave me, bought a a magic seed, and grew my very own money tree!  And to give my self a limit, this money only gives fruit to ONE $1000 bill a day, for 10 days.  Sound good?

So, with a $1000 a day (imaginary) allowance for a week and 3 days, here is what I’ll be [pretending to] spend it on:

1.  I’d get two Samsung Galaxy Note Smartphones. White for me, Blue for The Hubs.  Why? Because supposedly, “It empowers you with everything you can ever desire so that you can simply, feel free.”  Who wouldn’t want their desires fulfilled?  For just a thousand dollars!

2.  Finally own a treadmill.  I can run without having to push a stroller.  I can run while the kids are napping (WHEN I get naptimes back).  I can blog while running.  I can watch a Korean Drama show while running without danger of becoming roadkill.  What other reasons do you want?  Oh, and I want to rock the whole sports bra top and running shorts look – without hurting other people’s eyes…

3.  Shop at a “high end” store.  When I go shopping, I look for sales.  For once, I want to go into an expensive store and pick whatever I want!

4.  All day fine dining in Las Vegas.  Breakfast, lunch, dinner, drinks, snacks…  Just me and the hubs.  Eating all day.  What will we do in between meals?  Just me and the hubs.  In Vegas.  That’s all I’m sayin’.

5.  Get the hubs a Taylor 12-string electric/acoustic guitar.  I love hearing him play and sing.  This would make him go absolutely nuts with happiness!  Happy husband = advantage for the wifey in sooooo many different levels……er….I mean, it’s cuz I love the man, K?

6.  Shopping spree for the kids at Toys-R-Us.  What?  Did you really think I’d forget about them? ;)

7.  Go camping.  I’d get all the equipment we need and head for the mountains. The last time I went camping, I wasn’t even married yet!  I’d really like for my children to experience it.  They need to know what NATURE, God’s wonderful creation, truly is.

8.  Get a Coach purse (or two).  Too materialistic?  Aww, c’mon…this is MY fantasy!  Besides, I’d like to own at least one in my lifetime – even if only an imaginary one.  :(

9.  Buy a PlayStation 3 + Games + Accessories (with warranty).  I had one.  It died.  So I want another one with a super-extended warranty.  My PS3 games have been gathering dust for far too long and I’m totally out of the video game loop that it’s embarassing…if I was talking to another gamer, that is. ;)

10.  Fly to the “Pacific Northwest” to meet the beautiful Stasha, super adorable Little J, & her famous dog Big M.  I’d get pictures taken with them, have them autograph said pictures, visit all the places Stasha has posted on Instagram, go horseback riding with Stasha along the beach, drink a cuppa while eating chocolate truffles, and (if she’s not too busy) get as much photography advise from Stasha as I can get!  (No, I promise I’m not a stalker. Really!)

WHEW!  Thanks Stasha, for letting me splurge a little.  I’m sure my husband (and his wallet) thanks you for letting me get all that shopping urge out of my system.  :)