I wish I had a really good memory because then I could remember all the cute (and weird) things my kids say when we’re in the car!
I know I should probably get some sort of recorder, but who has money for that?
Besides, if the kids see me recording them, it might influence what they say. How authentic would that be?
So I think I’ll stick to jotting them down on my phone when My Better Half is the one driving. ;)
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Dad: Do you know what a liquor store is?
Cupcake: All I see are cigarettes and I don’t know why it’s called liquor store when there’s no licorice in it.
Dad: (Cracking up for 5 minutes with me…) No, no. It’s where you buy liquor – like wine and beer…like that.
Clare: Then one time, why did I see grandma go in the liquor store and come out with chocolate? I’m all so confused!
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Cupcake: I see one mommy and she’s medium.
Berry Bites: And dad is kookoo.
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Me: It’s okay if the dog bites you. You lose one leg, you still got one more.
Cupcake: Yeah, BUT it’s still a serious injury!
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Cupcake: (exclaims out of the blue) Some people think I’m very girly and I’m not a lick of boyish at all, but they are mistaken. In some ways, I am boyish because I play the Nerf Guns, I sword fight, and I pretend to be a pirate.
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Cupcake: Ouch!
Me: What happened? Why do you keep getting hurt over there?
Cupcake: I’m not getting hurt. It’s just that I keep getting scratched!
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What conversations do you have in the car? Funny, serious, or weird? Or all of the above? Join us every Friday or just come to read what my kids will say next!
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We went grocery shopping and my 3 year old was with us. He has several things to say regarding each item. The funniest one was in the car, the onions was next to him:
Lil Man: Why do we buy balls at the grocery store?
Mommy: Those arent balls son
Lil Man: YES THEY ARE. THEY ARE MY BASEBALLS FOR PRACTICE!
Mommy: (taking the onions out of the bag to show him) See these are not balls, they are onions
Lil Man: How do you expect me to hit ungeens with my bat, it will burn my eyes.
LOL. That is too funny! Onions as baseballs??? But he does have a good point in the end though!
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luvs the car talk!!
I really should have had a tape recorder for the 2 hour plus drive to my parents house. the best part of which was Zoo Zoo repeatedly screaming “mommie, mama, mommie, mama” for almost the entire trip. but not actually having anything to say to me. I thought I was going to have an aneurysm.
BUT….then I got smart when we had almost reached our destination and started saying HER name repeatedly. to which she immediately screamed, “no mommie….STOP dat. stop dat right now. that’s jes silly.” Problem solved.
Zoo Zoo is such a cutie pie. I love reading about her! LOL
Aw, you cracked me up with your stories! Some years ago we had a discussion about women’s periods in the car, my daughter brought up the topic (suddenly) and started to inform me about it. I almost knocked the steering wheel!
She was 5 years old back then.
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Oh my! I think I would have keeper over right there! Did ya ask her where she got all her “information” from? LOL.
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Hahahaha.
Oh, your little ones sound like a riot.
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Just yesterday, our car was filled with this convo.
M2: *gasps* Ate, your nose is bleeding!!! (M1 is prone to nose bleeds when it’s hot or stuffy)
M1: AAAAHHH!!! Where? *touches nose* WHERE! I can’t find it.
M2: Haha, just joooooooking.
Kids!
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Ahahhaa. Kiddies jokes are so simple but funny! She totally fell for that one!